I have a friend
Who longs for a companion
(Like her husband isnt enough)
One with big droopy eyes
(full of mucus)
One with big fat cheeks
(that hang like water balloons)
One with a wrinkled face
(that looks like a wrinkled butt)
One with a cold nose
(cuz its always full of snot)
One with a big mouth and bad breath
(that drools like a water fountain)
One that she can cuddle
(i dunno why she couldnt settle for a pillow)
One that she can feed
(Ahem, HUSBAND?!?)
One that she can take care of
(mm, how about a plant?)
One that she longs for so much
(that she actually asked me to write something about,
what a waste of my time!)
One thats actually a DOG named TJ!
LOLZ!! okay the dogs actually cute.
I was just bein sarcastic..DUH
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Bwahahahahah!! I'm in so much pain right now coz I can't find TJ...napatawa mo ako! tnx, ur a real pain in the arse junkie, ...ah lav u ^_^
ok, back to crying muna...salamat ulit
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